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Tribute to Ron Swanson - Great Quotes and Moments from Parks and Rec
Posted by: jarisafia

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There wasn't a decent tribute to Ron Swanson so I made my own. This material is not mine. I scoured the internet and found it from people who had taken it from NBC's Parks and Rec. The song is James Brown's "It's a Man's World."

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I? was born ready.. ...
By: ezaragoza94. on 28 May 12, 13:07:08
I? was born ready...I'm Ron fucking Swanson. That is literally the best quote ever

OMG I JUST REALIZED ...
By: krisisnkaos. on 26 May 12, 04:25:35
OMG I JUST REALIZED HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE NIC CAGE.?

I'm not gay, but ...
By: hazahaxa. on 25 May 12, 04:51:12
I'm not gay, but Ron Swanson's beliefs on social interaction, or lack there of, is so fucking in line with my thoughts, I don't think I have more in common with anyone else. I want to sit in silence with him doing whatever the fuck each of us find interesting without bothering each other for the rest of my life. We would never ever talk except when we decided on what the best place to get stake would be and it would be the greatest. Because he's Ron? Fucking Swanson. Fuck you.

2:11 which? episode?
By: samanthancasarez. on 23 May 12, 18:56:18
2:11 which? episode?

this is the tip? of ...
By: spacexploder. on 22 May 12, 02:56:26
this is the tip? of the ice berg

You? guys suck...
By: mateo1726. on 21 May 12, 05:30:25
You? guys suck...

This? is the man!
By: mrod171. on 18 May 12, 02:20:21
This? is the man!

I see evidence to ...
By: jarisafia. on 11 May 12, 20:48:11
I see evidence to support your argument, but as he decries all government institutions as worthless, I'd say he tends towards anarchist philosophy. In fact, he is a libertarian, as anarchy is not an option and he does participate within the confines of the government. However, I believe given his? belief in personal responsibility outweighing any legalities, there is more evidence to conclude he is an anarchist at heart.

ron is a ...
By: dan2of7. on 11 May 12, 02:17:09
ron is a libertarian not? an anarchist

Go to? hell: Ron ...
By: drunkdonutboy. on 09 May 12, 00:25:41
Go to? hell: Ron Paul/Ron Swanson 2012 bitches.

"I was born ready, ...
By: Lord Loss. on 07 May 12, 22:50:12
"I was born ready, i'm Ron F%#king? Swanson."

Eh, not laugh out ...
By: zyodei. on 07 May 12, 19:09:42
Eh, not laugh out loud? funny.

2:19 is my reaction ...
By: lenjonxiii. on 29 Apr 12, 03:20:22
2:19 is my reaction whenever I find out that I'm not having some? form of meat for dinner.

This is a? great ...
By: HenryDixie. on 28 Apr 12, 04:57:16
This is a? great show. Under-valued. And Ron, Ron Swanson is gold. Pure gold.

2:08 fuckin classic ...
By: YungBlud951. on 23 Apr 12, 01:50:09
2:08 fuckin classic hahahah!?

22 people are only? ...
By: jarisafia. on 21 Apr 12, 06:24:56
22 people are only? 15 and they are disliking this in 1863. FIRST!

Your? comment was ...
By: jarisafia. on 21 Apr 12, 06:23:36
Your? comment was really good, though.

Preciate it, man. ...
By: jarisafia. on 21 Apr 12, 06:23:14
Preciate it, man. I'm not super skilled at editing (as proven by backwards clips) but I really love this show and think he's a crazy cool character.? You're right though, this video has nothing on the show itself.

Nope. Ron hates ...
By: jarisafia. on 21 Apr 12, 06:21:13
Nope. Ron hates government. He's a would-be? anarchist. Not to mention religious differences: Ron's a practicing None of Your Goddamned Business.

The future VP ...
By: clipobserver. on 20 Apr 12, 05:35:55
The future VP candidate for Mitt Romney?

good shit bro! I ...
By: musemi. on 19 Apr 12, 20:31:46
good shit bro! I really liked your selections. For those of you who thought it wasn't funny,? I would still consider watching the show, some of the clips are a lot funnier when you've gotten a few episodes under your belt, kind of like how inside jokes are hilarious to those who know the back stories.

Damn. Where's your ...
By: leephillip17. on 19 Apr 12, 06:17:26
Damn. Where's your sense of humor? If you ain't? laughing then there's something wrong with you.

4:20? Best part of ...
By: leephillip17. on 19 Apr 12, 06:15:02
4:20? Best part of the whole freakin video! LOL

Replying to ...
By: GargantuanSchlongMan. on 16 Apr 12, 19:14:48
Replying to comments. NF.?

Ron Swanson on Vegan Bacon
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Ron Swanson shares his opinion on health food in general.

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Lol yea take that ...
By: philipthegraph. on 27 May 12, 10:10:57
Lol yea take that vegan you've been pwned by? a tv show that's what you get for inserting the devils food into your body!!!

you go right ahead, ...
By: TxNormlmembr19. on 24 May 12, 16:20:56
you go right ahead, you fucked up person. I take it your an animal activist or vegan or some? bullshit.

because? animals ...
By: rattymcrat99. on 23 May 12, 17:27:09
because? animals taste good

genial!!!?
By: alucard2462. on 21 May 12, 07:54:00
genial!!!?

after his thrist ...
By: TboneI989. on 18 May 12, 08:07:01
after his thrist with ron f#%king swanson the? vegan guy had an epiphany and married bacon!

If animals are made ...
By: ENGoldberg. on 18 May 12, 02:19:59
If animals are made of food, why not eat? humans?

HA HA? Gold!!
By: tsunamimachine1. on 17 May 12, 07:58:54
HA HA? Gold!!

TAKE THAN? VEGANS!
By: ClaimhSolais. on 16 May 12, 14:08:24
TAKE THAN? VEGANS!

LOL he was ...
By: Joshthe1337. on 12 May 12, 09:04:47
LOL he was trolling? you.

xD HIS? LOGIC IS ...
By: MrSierra125. on 11 May 12, 05:14:36
xD HIS? LOGIC IS FLAWLESS!

lame.?
By: lxvlx. on 11 May 12, 03:10:25
lame.?

i didnt say we're ...
By: turnstyletouchbunny. on 09 May 12, 05:10:43
i didnt say we're not supposed to? eat them. and wow, what an original argument, I am truly impressed

If? we weren't ...
By: 12345649077. on 09 May 12, 04:23:45
If? we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of food?

Ironically, the ...
By: VideoCraveings. on 08 May 12, 03:28:01
Ironically, the Vegan Bacon? guy is married to actual bacon. (jack in the box commercial)

I agree with? your ...
By: WarukJenkins. on 04 May 12, 11:04:45
I agree with? your comments and then I died from autoerotic asphyxiation.

I can't believe ...
By: gozoparker. on 02 May 12, 15:08:16
I can't believe there's arguing on a Ron Swanson video. He would not? approve.

The proper response ...
By: phoenixelixir. on 30 Apr 12, 19:53:37
The proper response is not to become a vegetarian, but to support local meat? suppliers and make intelligent consumer decisions. We are omnivores, as we have been for hundreds of thousands of years. It will not be going away any time soon. What we can do is push the market in a favorable direction.

because the bacon ...
By: HappyMistakes. on 30 Apr 12, 19:03:13
because the bacon gods don't allow? for such thinking.

why doesnt anyone ...
By: turnstyletouchbunny. on 30 Apr 12, 03:31:59
why doesnt anyone care about the environment??? why does? everyone look away when a true fact comes up, such as 16.000 liters of water are wasted on one kilogram of meat. Or that that commercialization of animals necessarily involves a fundamental, inhumane component and lack of respect for basic life.

animals eat? grass ...
By: turnstyletouchbunny. on 30 Apr 12, 03:30:11
animals eat? grass with poop

*facepalm*?
By: turnstyletouchbunny. on 30 Apr 12, 03:28:25
*facepalm*?

Maybe you should? ...
By: ivanxdxd2012. on 29 Apr 12, 21:32:36
Maybe you should? eat your grammar.

Your food sometimes ...
By: ArcticKomodo. on 29 Apr 12, 18:28:00
Your food sometimes eats it's? own shit.

hahaha that look? ...
By: TheMainMan318. on 29 Apr 12, 14:28:01
hahaha that look? at the end

Never mind, I ...
By: RomanticMiseryy. on 28 Apr 12, 09:05:49
Never mind, I figured it out...he was on All That :) I feel? better now

Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson - Eggs & Bacon
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"Ron? Mother !$%#'n ...
By: theonlyjjparker. on 13 May 12, 05:52:55
"Ron? Mother !$%#'n Swanson"

funny as hell!! he ...
By: hishighnessthedude. on 04 May 12, 08:38:10
funny as hell!! he kinda looks like? Garfield!

If it was up to Ron ...
By: solo13th. on 29 Apr 12, 08:13:52
If it was up to Ron There wouldn't be? a president.

Whats wrong with ...
By: johnmtk. on 17 Apr 12, 21:33:33
Whats wrong with Aziz? ?

I would watch the ...
By: Channel1990s. on 17 Apr 12, 03:58:02
I would watch the shit? out of this show if Aziz Ansari wasn't on it

He would appoint ...
By: Cyke101. on 12 Apr 12, 19:54:53
He would appoint Leslie Knope as Vice President, thereby beating both Hilary? Clinton and Sarah Palin to the punch. AND Knope is more than qualified to run the country.

No, it'd be ...
By: Technokomodo. on 10 Apr 12, 17:32:56
No, it'd be fantastic.?

You say this like ...
By: iskuropat. on 10 Apr 12, 16:32:23
You say this like that'd? be horrible.

Ask NOT...what Ron ...
By: baxatak. on 07 Apr 12, 23:50:36
Ask NOT...what Ron Swanson can do for you. Ask yourself how much bacon? and eggs YOU can give Ron Swanson.

ron swanson is my ...
By: Commandoj251. on 07 Apr 12, 03:43:21
ron swanson is my role model. i have? the pyramid of greatness on my wall.

Ron Swanson.. a god ...
By: Georgihno2007. on 06 Apr 12, 02:09:18
Ron Swanson.. a god among men?

- I love Ron!?
By: mistersaussy. on 31 Mar 12, 08:27:16
- I love Ron!?

Or it might work? ...
By: JulianTheeApostate. on 27 Mar 12, 20:50:26
Or it might work? out just perfectly?

I wore a shirt to ...
By: JakeAndyKling. on 16 Mar 12, 01:00:22
I wore a shirt to school with Ron's face and it says give me all the bacon and eggs you have. A girl asked me "who is that?" "Ron Swanson" "Who is he?" "If you have to ask you're streets? behind" she didnt get it

Ah but you see, he ...
By: Technokomodo. on 10 Mar 12, 03:35:18
Ah but you see, he would become president and then shut down almost every department in the? country because he hates government so much"

god that would? suck
By: qtzlctl2012. on 06 Mar 12, 16:50:49
god that would? suck

best damn way to ...
By: theyforcedmetosignup. on 06 Mar 12, 06:07:03
best damn way to eat your feelings.?

People still depend ...
By: ninjutsukan. on 28 Feb 12, 01:12:46
People still depend on god, and he's a fiction character from a 2,000 year old fairy tale. No? one will even notice the difference.

Hahaha yeah that ...
By: martinezkid98. on 26 Feb 12, 07:45:19
Hahaha yeah that and that he is a fictional Character from a? Tv show xD

But he hates the ...
By: djmordigal. on 25 Feb 12, 18:14:24
But he hates the government,? so that might not work out hahaha.

Just give me all ...
By: Trashcansam123. on 25 Feb 12, 05:01:26
Just give me all the likes and subscriptions you have.... Wait wait. You probably heard "Give? me ALOT of likes and subscriptions". What I? meant was: "Give me ALL the likes and subscriptions you have..."

0:17? Nicolas Cage? ...
By: Calistro71. on 11 Feb 12, 00:41:30
0:17? Nicolas Cage? voice act

$Adam WarRock \"Waka Flocka Swanson\" [Parks & Rec EP]$

Adam WarRock "Waka Flocka Swanson" [Parks & Rec EP]
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Adam WarRock "Waka Flocka Swanson" Beat used: Waka Flocka Flame "No Hands" DOWNLOAD MP3 FOR FREE, w/ other Parks & Rec themed tracks: adamwarrock.com Cover design: beaucoupkevin.com

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2 dislikes. 2 ex- ...
By: eskyguard. on 29 Apr 12, 17:58:54
2 dislikes. 2 ex-wives named? Tammy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why is? this not ...
By: eskyguard. on 29 Apr 12, 17:52:07
Why is? this not more popular?

oh boy I'm laughing ...
By: evolvingdodo. on 02 Apr 12, 13:19:09
oh boy I'm laughing in? tears. a whole lotta love from Italy.

Hell yes. I love ...
By: wolfmandiego. on 02 Mar 12, 20:09:35
Hell yes. I love it. Brought back? many a great Swanson memories from Parks.

Old? ass!!
By: EmpireRecords211. on 20 Feb 12, 17:41:41
Old? ass!!

Ron Fuckin? Swanson!
By: hipwell86. on 17 Feb 12, 20:00:06
Ron Fuckin? Swanson!

ron swanson is? the ...
By: theloyalbadger. on 11 Feb 12, 14:44:19
ron swanson is? the greatest man alive.

check it out on my ...
By: awarrockmixtape. on 10 Feb 12, 02:41:09
check it out on my website. For some reason, I can't post it here. Check the? info!

Great, this is my ...
By: Jawiin. on 10 Feb 12, 02:21:42
Great, this is my favorite song? of yours. Where can we find a live performance schedule?

I cannot believe? ...
By: awarrockmixtape. on 09 Feb 12, 19:30:19
I cannot believe? the great response to this. Seriously, to everyone who liked this and shared it, thank you so much. You know I'll be performing this at every live show! We'll yell out Ron f'ing swanson together.

Wow a perfect game ...
By: Apollo1755. on 07 Feb 12, 02:56:43
Wow a perfect game that's impressive. What's your name? I was? never here.

He will kick your ...
By: dokanekine. on 06 Feb 12, 21:28:08
He will kick your ass? in his sleep

This is the ...
By: Apollo1755. on 05 Feb 12, 19:07:32
This is the greatest thing ever created. Ron Swanson is the best character on? TV.

Chuck Norris,? meet ...
By: l1ghtange. on 31 Jan 12, 13:14:35
Chuck Norris,? meet your new rival: Ron f-ing Swanson!!

Thank you? for ...
By: lefarce. on 30 Jan 12, 16:25:02
Thank you? for making this. I hope you have a super day.

WHEN? I EAT IT IS ...
By: JoeyeoJoey. on 30 Jan 12, 12:15:04
WHEN? I EAT IT IS THE FOOD THAT IS SCARED

I honestly cannot? ...
By: awarrockmixtape. on 29 Jan 12, 05:55:48
I honestly cannot? figure out where on ThinkProgress it was linked to, if it makes you feel any better

I like this despite ...
By: grenadeserenade. on 29 Jan 12, 04:03:31
I like this despite the fact that I absolutely hate rap and it's affiliated? with ThinkProgress.

I love Ron Swanson. ...
By: accordingtolive. on 28 Jan 12, 05:47:50
I love Ron Swanson. Thursdays Bowling episode was the? funniest yet.

Ron Swanson is ...
By: customerjon. on 28 Jan 12, 00:05:38
Ron Swanson is better then all of us. Come to grips with it.?

i was never? here ...
By: MrKarmacanic. on 27 Jan 12, 11:56:28
i was never? here and you not speak of this again

That's? right... ...
By: willthethrill1974. on 27 Jan 12, 01:39:58
That's? right... Ron Fuckin' Swanson!

Chuck Norris, Bob ...
By: WAKEUPshift111. on 26 Jan 12, 23:19:39
Chuck Norris, Bob Ross,? Ron Swanson... The Trinity.

I hate rap. Is? ...
By: Desutoroyalove. on 26 Jan 12, 20:59:16
I hate rap. Is? there a rock version of this? - Ron Swanson

Why doesn't this ...
By: JamisonKills. on 26 Jan 12, 19:38:55
Why doesn't this have a? million views?!?!?! RFS!!! So legit!!!!

Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson and the Swivel Chair
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When a Pawnee citizen complains to Ron about the city's sprinkler water, he escapes the only way he can... SWIVEL SWIVEL!

Related: parks and recreation, parks and rec, parks, rec, recreation, ron, swanson, nick, offerman, swivel, chair, circle, desk, pawnee, sir, turning, circles, round, sprinklers, tea, infection, ron spinning in chair, lady running in circles, lady running around table

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This was a GIF on ...
By: djmordigal. on 23 May 12, 00:51:54
This was a GIF on Reddit, titled? "Ron Swanson: The King of Giving Zero Fucks"

How do you get ...
By: ottaviov. on 22 May 12, 23:55:38
How do you get inside that desk? Climb over it??

Love how she starts ...
By: WestwardOneOH. on 23 Apr 12, 03:42:06
Love how she starts jogging near the end.? HILARIOUS! Ron Fucking Swanson

LMFAOOOOOO?
By: neouk100. on 15 Apr 12, 00:21:13
LMFAOOOOOO?

I cant when she ...
By: pinaygirl10. on 14 Apr 12, 19:26:04
I cant when she starts? to jog.

More like? 3 ...
By: Neutuality. on 14 Apr 12, 17:13:04
More like? 3 billion people.

Probably climbs? ...
By: fianle. on 09 Apr 12, 06:49:23
Probably climbs? over the desk.

Speaking of which, ...
By: ThePynnacle. on 27 Mar 12, 00:28:16
Speaking of which, can we get some videos of? the weird chant guy? You know, "Ham and mayonnaise!!" "Except for Turnip!!!" and of course "Her daughter is an idiot!!!"

This goes out to ...
By: ThePynnacle. on 27 Mar 12, 00:27:30
This goes out to everyone, the woman is NOT the mayonnaise lady, I repeat, she is NOT the woman who complained about a sandwiches lack of Mayo, she's the woman who appeared in the Sweetums episode, arguing that all food is? unhealthy because she's been eating muffins and lasagna every day of her life for the past forty years, and now feels terrible. The mayonnaise lady showed up in another episode, I just forget which one.

She? didn't drink ...
By: xxbronzeroosterxx. on 26 Mar 12, 00:44:06
She? didn't drink the water. She drank the tea.

Believe it or not, ...
By: ttorres8979. on 23 Mar 12, 13:22:24
Believe it or not, but there are a lot of dumb people that have complaints just? like the old lady's example.

how does? he get ...
By: Grey249. on 18 Mar 12, 08:46:23
how does? he get out?

3 people? clearly ...
By: Bairubelen. on 15 Mar 12, 16:51:20
3 people? clearly don't own a swivel chair.

Why is she ...
By: austingarst. on 15 Mar 12, 16:09:38
Why is she drinking? water it says "Don't drink"

Dwight is a ...
By: darkjohnnyboy. on 11 Mar 12, 18:35:08
Dwight is a socially retarded dumbass,? Ron Swanson is a fucking man.

SWANSON RULES!?
By: theaxis2000. on 08 Mar 12, 20:41:30
SWANSON RULES!?

There are some ...
By: deadSIRENS. on 28 Feb 12, 09:54:18
There are some similarities. But the two are world's? apart.

No. Dwight is? lame ...
By: iFreNZyTM. on 26 Feb 12, 08:01:34
No. Dwight is? lame, Swanson is the shit.

I feel like he is ...
By: riotpoliceTRELL. on 24 Feb 12, 18:32:48
I feel like he is the Dwight Schrute of this show haha ?

/watch?v= ...
By: ForteMajor. on 04 Feb 12, 04:53:31
/watch?v=LlW8tqMKEAM I feel incredibly perplexed too when I find a sandwich in the garbage without mayo! I? sympathize with the lady man the government is just not doing their job!

i could watch this? ...
By: 0penpress. on 27 Jan 12, 19:59:25
i could watch this? show all day

This is hilarious ...
By: tatpunk19. on 16 Jan 12, 15:54:58
This is hilarious and so true. I work in parks and recreation for my city, and people will do things they're not supposed to and complain? to us ALL THE TIME lol

Hilarious. She ...
By: Nightingale19727. on 16 Jan 12, 10:35:25
Hilarious. She totally deserved that. Ron's? legit.

I like how she does ...
By: NoNhOsS123. on 03 Jan 12, 19:31:03
I like how she does victory laps around? the desk

It's easy to be ...
By: mistabook. on 20 Dec 11, 02:45:12
It's easy to be blinded by the brilliance of Ron Swanson and? almost miss that this lady is also HILARIOUS in this scene. Jogging round the desk.... :^D

Gloria Swanson
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Gloria Swanson pictorial.

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My dear generation. ...
By: 4everPennywise999. on 07 May 12, 20:41:47
My dear generation...HAVE YOU FUCKING FORGOTTEN HOW THE STAR LOOKS LIKE???? Yes, you have. Well, it looks like THIS. Not like Justin Bieber. Not like Lady GaGa. Not like Lea Michelle. Not like Diana Agron. Not like Blake Lively. Not? like Robert Pattinson. Not like Paris Hilton. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

I love the portrait ...
By: MrDisneyCollector. on 04 Mar 12, 11:30:48
I love the portrait in black @50-51. I met Ms Swanson in 1980 in NYC. She was with a man promoting not eating sugar. She wanted to just be there for support but she stole the whole event. She was so tiny. I did get an autograph from? her which I still have to this day.

Very good video by ...
By: goldenmoviepalace. on 30 Dec 11, 08:08:31
Very good video by the way. The Terry Theme from Chaplin's LIMELIGHT. Which he composed. Became a big pop standard as ETERNALLY. I believe sung by Jerry Vale in the 50's. And frequently revived over the? years.

Swanson was big, ...
By: goldenmoviepalace. on 30 Dec 11, 08:03:24
Swanson was big, but never the biggest. By 1920 Norma Talmadge had eclipsed Mary Pickford as the top female Star in the world. A position she maintained for several years.? And Norma was still a Top 5 Star up to 1929. Constance Talmadge wasn't far behind her Sister in fan polls up to 1927. For a period of about 5 years between 1923 to 1928. Nobody was any bigger than Colleen Moore. In 1926 and 27 She was the number 1 rated box-office draw in all of Hollywood.

my last name is ...
By: MsKia123456789. on 05 Nov 11, 20:44:06
my last name is swanson ?

You are totally ...
By: yohannbiimu. on 16 Oct 11, 03:51:39
You are totally right about elegance and femininity. All of the female celebrities today behave like uncouth men in drag. Times were different. Listen to Groucho Marx talk about it with Dick Cavett. The men talked dirty with the men, and the women talked dirty with themselves. They had standards when they were with mixed company, and they didn't cross the lines. Nowadays, there aren't any? standards. People today behave like beasts, not civilized human beings.

CHARLIE CHAPLIN ...
By: salcarusomusicvideo. on 09 Oct 11, 16:42:29
CHARLIE CHAPLIN wrote this music for? his 'LIMELIGHT' Score ... Yes?

what a? beauty
By: honeybee7700. on 02 Oct 11, 07:23:11
what a? beauty

I know that we are ...
By: TheDarknessManRock. on 15 Sep 11, 05:20:29
I know that we are young. And I know you may love me. But I? just can't be with you like this anymore. Alejandro....

I really believe ...
By: counterstriving. on 13 Sep 11, 01:24:26
I really believe she was the greatest actress in the history of film. Unfortunately some of her work hasn't? survived.

thank you...?
By: janainabianchi. on 04 Jul 11, 21:34:51
thank you...?

I enjoyed your ...
By: Shabannie. on 13 Jun 11, 01:23:55
I enjoyed your beautiful? video! --------Ellen

Didn't Chaplin ...
By: teadororudy. on 05 Apr 11, 16:22:50
Didn't Chaplin compose this theme "Candilejas" for? Limelight? The man was unfathomably talented. Genius!!!!

Who has a horse? ...
By: beentheredonethatb4. on 10 Mar 11, 02:27:06
Who has a horse? face?

love the music..... ...
By: rubicobra. on 04 Feb 11, 17:29:08
love the music.....where? is it from?.....

stunning?
By: Donnie2020. on 01 Feb 11, 06:04:57
stunning?

Beautifully done. ...
By: elainebmack. on 20 Jan 11, 12:26:15
Beautifully done. Great choice of music.?

thats one of the ...
By: roughchippy. on 15 Jan 11, 18:52:41
thats one of the nicest vid's on youtube, music's superb, very romantic, and i ain't got much romance in me ha ha !! enjoyed it very much, thank? you.

WOW! Here's a? ...
By: susanmvancouver. on 11 Jan 11, 04:42:10
WOW! Here's a? lesson on How to Be Fabulous! Beautiful, beautiful video tribute. Thanks.

Great music, great ...
By: MrSteveStarr. on 26 Dec 10, 06:40:52
Great music, great video?

Gloria? Swanson was ...
By: Daztents. on 16 Dec 10, 19:44:38
Gloria? Swanson was astonishingly, maddeningly stylish. I would kill to recreate just one of these shots...

Somewhat? ugly, ...
By: periperigord. on 13 Dec 10, 22:36:26
Somewhat? ugly, wasn't she?!

What's the story ...
By: rachelazw. on 27 Nov 10, 19:35:16
What's the story with that pic at 1:51? It's kind of creepy. Her lipstick makes her? mouth look freaky, and those eyes are scary. And the mess-up hair???

What a nice ...
By: carrotjuse. on 31 Oct 10, 18:21:23
What a nice memorial to a legendary woman who lived a memorable life. She? is still big and the pictures are even smaller. It was a pleasure to see this pictorial. Thank you.

Drunk Ron Swanson
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Ron Swanson dancing drunk on snake juice Song: Who dat girl Flo Rida ft. Akon

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a? year late, but ...
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a? year late, but drunkronswanson + a dot com is amazing

no matter how ...
By: Jaxson0023. on 05 May 12, 16:32:49
no matter how shitty of a day i got, i take solace in knowing that? ron effing swanson is waiting for me at home to dance it out! good stuff.

Nothing puts a ...
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Nothing puts a smile on my? face faster than this.

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I've honestly hit ...
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I've honestly hit the repeat button more times? than I can count, I have a problem.

that episode made ...
By: Omrokone. on 24 Mar 12, 21:04:32
that episode made laugh so hard i got several cramps in? various parts of my body.... true story.

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There is a website ...
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There is a website with an endless? loop!

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I see? what you did ...
By: madeofwax92. on 05 Mar 12, 22:57:56
I see? what you did there, Rob Lowe

best scene? EVER
By: jfkwifey. on 11 Feb 12, 20:52:30
best scene? EVER

i cannot explain ...
By: JetTripleSeven. on 10 Feb 12, 02:58:37
i cannot explain how much i laughed when i first saw? this

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kills? me everytime
By: Mr470Mic. on 22 Jan 12, 00:11:30
kills? me everytime

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By: hungry4danish. on 17 Jan 12, 00:06:42
drunkronswanson(.)com? !!!!!!!!!!!!

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By: barbaraspace91. on 10 Jan 12, 22:05:42
NEVER.STOP.WATCHING.THIS.?

I? see what you did ...
By: beerad0. on 25 Dec 11, 22:13:53
I? see what you did there. :D

just replace "tube" ...
By: theInsaneDoctor. on 13 Dec 11, 03:00:02
just replace "tube" in the address where it says "youtube"? and type in "repeat" leave everything the same

Tammy!!!!!!!!!?
By: cardinalfreak2722. on 29 Nov 11, 00:00:01
Tammy!!!!!!!!!?

Why isn't this ...
By: Protaganist. on 15 Nov 11, 00:04:17
Why isn't this video looped for a solid 10 minutes? It needs? to happen.

Gotta? love ron ...
By: josepigeon6070. on 02 Nov 11, 06:01:52
Gotta? love ron swanson.

i have *literally*. ...
By: HokiHumby. on 17 Oct 11, 03:19:06
i have *literally*...watched this? over a thousand times

This is one of? the ...
By: TheTuninator. on 16 Oct 11, 21:53:04
This is one of? the best things ever.

what song? is this??
By: hipsterifffic. on 12 Oct 11, 00:48:43
what song? is this??

$Parks and Recreation - I\$

Parks and Recreation - I'm Ron F-----g Swanson
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He was born ready. Copyright Parks and Recreation, NBC.

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Anyone remember? ...
By: BassRockSet. on 25 May 12, 03:46:13
Anyone remember? Ron from George Lopez?

I? see what you did ...
By: LoSerd826. on 23 May 12, 06:37:04
I? see what you did there.... also, bacon.

She is? fkn ...
By: cgfsa86. on 18 May 12, 03:46:20
She is? fkn beautiful...

I tried saying the ...
By: cerealk53. on 11 May 12, 21:16:42
I tried saying the same thing with my name, but? it didnt work =/

Season 2 Episode: ...
By: SoLarFiDe. on 24 Apr 12, 23:45:06
Season 2 Episode: Stakeout?

Anyone? know what ...
By: Gdoggy115. on 21 Apr 12, 12:03:05
Anyone? know what episode this is?

All the offices at ...
By: hellfudge26. on 12 Apr 12, 17:11:45
All the offices at my? job have lights like that.

Not only? that, ...
By: pdaddyo. on 04 Apr 12, 09:02:59
Not only? that, they're specifically mentioned in this episode as being motion sensor lights.

automatic lighting? ...
By: brownguy903. on 01 Apr 12, 08:32:07
automatic lighting? exists now...

You misspelled Ron ...
By: shipp0master. on 30 Mar 12, 08:40:51
You misspelled Ron Fucking? Swanson.

did anyone els ...
By: samfilmkid. on 29 Mar 12, 23:36:22
did anyone els notice the lights? turned on...WITHOUT ANYONE FLIPPING THE SWITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!??! O.0

Wow, I make a ...
By: OddOneOut665. on 23 Mar 12, 18:54:30
Wow, I make a helping comment, and I get voted down for adding an? extra word? *Sigh* sometimes YT can be full of crazy people...

No he didn't say ...
By: crunch2k. on 21 Mar 12, 18:54:39
No he didn't say that?

Original. Nice.?
By: grenadeserenade. on 06 Mar 12, 19:11:54
Original. Nice.?

I'm Duke? fucking ...
By: diddystaxx. on 25 Feb 12, 04:07:21
I'm Duke? fucking Silver

Then why did the? ...
By: OddOneOut665. on 24 Feb 12, 22:24:52
Then why did the? censor bleep TWICE then? ;)

uh actually? no he ...
By: WCRoss0. on 24 Feb 12, 21:17:07
uh actually? no he didn't

thats why? beliefs ...
By: UKnoWhatISell. on 20 Feb 12, 02:17:53
thats why? beliefs arent 100% accurate because he actually said im ron fucking swanson

dry?
By: mafr0o. on 18 Feb 12, 02:51:58
dry?

I wish Ron Swanson ...
By: fmababridged. on 11 Feb 12, 22:20:49
I wish Ron Swanson was my dad.?

Episode 2 of ...
By: jammiches. on 10 Feb 12, 06:33:45
Episode 2 of Season? 2: The Stakeout.

I use to take an ...
By: Shabbar3. on 31 Jan 12, 06:17:26
I use to take an arrow to the knee but then? I met Ron swanson

Sorry theres only ...
By: jkss3493. on 30 Jan 12, 13:14:11
Sorry theres only one person with fucking in the middle of there name. And thats? Kenny Fucking Powers.

I believe he said " ...
By: OddOneOut665. on 30 Jan 12, 01:55:06
I believe he said "I'm Ron MOTHER Fucking Swanson". Big diff, if? anybody's asking.

I watched this ...
By: Savethebeat. on 28 Jan 12, 23:12:34
I watched this episode yesterday but forgot to remember the name of it could someone tell me the? name of this episode

$Ron Swanson\$

Ron Swanson's a simple man.
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Parks and recreation

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I'm from Australia, ...
By: MrVocations. on 23 Apr 12, 12:17:21
I'm from Australia, try some of? the recipes that epic meal time have for their bacon. Oh so good

lol..."realised" ...
By: theyforcedmetosignup. on 23 Apr 12, 09:22:30
lol..."realised" where you from enjoying our? awesome mustached bacon recipes?

I read this and was ...
By: MrVocations. on 23 Apr 12, 08:22:47
I read this and was like 400?!? Then I realised that? Americans use F not C

You should post the ...
By: baxatak. on 19 Mar 12, 15:19:00
You should post the clip where Tom talks about Ron's red shirt and black pants. And where Ron comes in singing "Have Gun Will Travel." Just makes sense that he'd sing that song in a genial mood.?

You? know your bacon
By: Trashcansam123. on 06 Mar 12, 21:10:25
You? know your bacon

You can totally ...
By: theyforcedmetosignup. on 06 Mar 12, 06:20:24
You can totally make bacon naked. Oven bake is the way to go with bacon. I hate pan frying, unless I have a bacon press, then it's crispy and hard, good for BLTs. But generally, like "bacon with eggs" type bacon, you gotta line a cookie sheet with foil and let in cook in the oven at 400 for about 15 min. Use Wright's bacon, best in my opinion. Holy fuck this is the? longest comment I've ever made, there are not enough characters to express how much I know/love about bacon.

Ron Swanson is an ...
By: MrLiteBear. on 04 Mar 12, 19:36:52
Ron Swanson is an endangered? species in the world of today, where woman leave the kitchen too often...

Yeah, you have to? ...
By: MrLiteBear. on 04 Mar 12, 19:36:05
Yeah, you have to? watch the show! Ron Swanson is a real man!

His hair reminds me ...
By: lukejtmulder. on 01 Mar 12, 03:26:06
His hair reminds me of Conway? Twitty

All my wives? have ...
By: theyforcedmetosignup. on 27 Feb 12, 09:42:07
All my wives? have been nameed Tammy. Also, my mother is named Tamela. She goes by Tammy.

I felt the same way ...
By: shandsb39. on 17 Feb 12, 07:22:20
I felt the same way until I sat down and watched the show. Give it a chance. I'm halfway through season 3 now, and I started less than a? week ago. I honestly think I prefer it to Community.

i don't get why ...
By: MrThoughtsfortoday. on 11 Feb 12, 09:20:44
i don't get why this guy is? funny. maybe i need to watch the show. but i've been watching tons of clips of this guy, and i don't get it.

yeah really,? I ...
By: CanningParrsboro. on 26 Jan 12, 15:54:48
yeah really,? I never heard of this show until i saw this clip. Now I'm intrigued

LOL. I forgot ...
By: mistabook. on 26 Jan 12, 02:19:59
LOL. I forgot about that joke. ? Brilliant.

Seeing? as he's ...
By: Xone9. on 25 Jan 12, 20:32:31
Seeing? as he's back with Tammy, that's probably from friction.

You don't cook ...
By: Trashcansam123. on 28 Dec 11, 05:44:15
You don't cook bacon without? a shirt much less naked...

His moustache? is ...
By: mistabook. on 24 Dec 11, 06:51:36
His moustache? is crooked!

ron swanson is ...
By: TheSourcealpha. on 14 Dec 11, 01:02:50
ron swanson is something? i love and understand

Ron fucking Swanson?
By: sdgsdgsdgish. on 08 Dec 11, 20:20:08
Ron fucking Swanson?

and what ever ...
By: BIGOHIONUTS2. on 18 Nov 11, 23:18:24
and what ever happened to? stanley? i hardly ever hear from him? now! stanley and ron swanson are my two? favorites!

...I know..the show ...
By: TheJasonDR. on 18 Nov 11, 22:24:28
...I know..the show has turned way to wacky...jims pranks on dwight suck now....Jim seems even more apathetic and less caring ..the other characters are even more irrelevant ..this entire nonsense has felt like one big strange episode ...the office felt so real ...they have? to do less

Swanson tv dinners
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Frozen dinners are ...
By: meg3325. on 30 Apr 12, 23:33:44
Frozen dinners are crap now. This brings memories of my childhood since Mom was a working mom and I didn't see her that often. Swanson's was decent and gave your money's worth. The food today tastes and looks plastic. Now I think they only have the Hungry Man's line. They discontinued most of their items. I remember the Morton's frozen pies too - the cream pies were really good. Just another thing that's? disappeared.

these little gems ...
By: datzfast. on 25 Mar 12, 20:42:22
these little gems went into ovens not microwaves and were ment to be? eaten in front of a television

I just bought a ...
By: BurgerChefGuy. on 20 Mar 12, 06:22:20
I just bought a RARE Swanson Sliced Ham? TV Dinner box from the 60s/70s. I never even knew they had such a dinner back then.

you are what? you ...
By: matt55955. on 27 Feb 12, 05:45:56
you are what? you eat... and this stuff's absolute shit

Do you have any ...
By: Oppeldeldoc1. on 16 Feb 12, 17:27:16
Do you have any pictures of the lasagna? dinner? I'm always looking for that.

Pretty sure the ...
By: DeadFishFactory. on 29 Dec 11, 08:55:08
Pretty sure the switch to plastic was to make? them microwavable.

Looked like shit ...
By: chechnya. on 13 Dec 11, 05:34:26
Looked like shit then, and looks like? shit now. Nothing's changed.

no more desert? ...
By: ImSuchaGamer. on 09 Dec 11, 20:50:18
no more desert? They have? brownies what more do you exspect

I have a Hungry Man ...
By: mediamadman747. on 20 Oct 11, 02:24:22
I have a Hungry Man dinner about once a month. I think? the trays have gotten deeper -too many complaining about the corn getting into the chocolate brownie and vice-versa.

so disgustingly ...
By: flashgamercheck456. on 04 Sep 11, 17:53:51
so disgustingly good... ?

the tv dinners are ...
By: 2Ryled. on 21 Aug 11, 23:04:54
the tv dinners are a lot nicer when you take them out of the foil thingy & put them on a plate. It? seems much more appetizing then.

i love that stuff, ...
By: michel19612009. on 09 Aug 11, 05:53:22
i love that stuff, wish it would? come back @ 0.89 ( wishfull thinking. lol

:? join the club. ...
By: michel19612009. on 09 Aug 11, 05:52:14
:? join the club. 089 c????? now its more like 4.99 lol

i think they all ...
By: QualityKills98. on 23 Jul 11, 12:18:18
i think they all look good.?

I lived off of? the ...
By: YesYou123333. on 13 Jul 11, 07:18:31
I lived off of? the spaghetti ones. I didn't see it here :(

5 ppl ate stale ...
By: tahi16. on 04 Jun 11, 20:20:42
5 ppl ate stale dinners?

Your so right? Dx
By: Moviestar20. on 04 Jun 11, 18:25:22
Your so right? Dx

perfect bachelor ...
By: thenicedudejay. on 27 May 11, 12:47:08
perfect bachelor dinners :-) great also for old folks , that are to weak standing at the stove for? hours.no dishes to wash afterwards either :-)

No wonder people in ...
By: erinkelly83. on 26 May 11, 11:29:27
No wonder people in the 50's didn't expect to live? past 40 O.o

.081, 0.89 cents ...
By: missy12061. on 01 May 11, 11:06:20
.081, 0.89 cents each?? that? was the 1970 or so GOD I'M GETTING OLD!!

Who the fuck tries ...
By: parkerquinlan44561. on 18 Apr 11, 21:10:38
Who the fuck tries to serve? Salisbury Steak with Chicken Noodle soup? xDD

My dad is a jerk, ...
By: whatanightmare1. on 15 Apr 11, 21:01:14
My dad is a jerk, always was, so mom had to cook...we never? had these growing up. So, during college, I decided to give them a try...since it was simple, cheap and easy, and the fried chicken and salisbury steak ones are not too bad. I would not want to eat them often, but like the guy said above, a meal is a meal. Now I'm a Lean Cuisine girl ;~)

wow Adjusted for ...
By: haroon9977. on 23 Mar 11, 00:06:03
wow Adjusted for inflation? the price of food has gone down dramatically, thats what they cost sbout now on sale.

They just go by ...
By: METALMAN4Wii. on 21 Mar 11, 03:46:15
They just go by Hungry Man Now so that's what happen to them. also that one that was stamped $1.68 that was like $7? back in the 70's.....!

These were good ...
By: seatboi. on 19 Mar 11, 13:17:04
These were good back then & TWICE as big as the plastic trays u get today...and No more desert! WAAAAA! I'd give ANYTHING to go back? to those days! Stuff was such HIGHER quality than all plastic JUNK! One thing I don't get...all the green-people wanting to save the environment, yet everything's plastic that won't break down for thousands of years! Wood, metal & glass was a LOT better!

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Just like ...
By: scottelement. on 02 May 12, 19:41:40
Just like everything else on the? Office, Dwight is becoming played out & predictable.

no truer words ...
By: 119fatty. on 19 Mar 12, 21:38:38
no truer words have? ever been spoken

it´s funny that his ...
By: therealisticoptimist. on 17 Mar 12, 12:31:13
it´s funny that his real life wife actually plays? tammy in the show^^

nah, Dwight Schrute ...
By: Mumsilius. on 16 Mar 12, 06:35:02
nah, Dwight Schrute is? so much better...

Yes, it's called ...
By: fianle. on 24 Feb 12, 18:26:50
Yes, it's called Parks? and Recreation.

is? this a show
By: mynewrisingsun. on 23 Feb 12, 21:07:42
is? this a show

Ron Swanson 2012?
By: bambam22271. on 06 Feb 12, 19:33:14
Ron Swanson 2012?

Ron Swanson > Epic?
By: premiumlager7. on 05 Feb 12, 22:17:34
Ron Swanson > Epic?

I use to take an ...
By: Shabbar3. on 31 Jan 12, 06:17:48
I use to take an arrow to the? knee but then I met Ron swanson

finally got the? ...
By: SharpieTheSuper. on 30 Jan 12, 01:20:38
finally got the? chance to watch parks and rec on netflix and i watched s1-3 non stop :D ron and andy are my fave xD

EPIC? MUSTACHE!
By: AdHardyMusic. on 06 Jan 12, 13:04:12
EPIC? MUSTACHE!

season 2, ep? 8 (i ...
By: madmargey. on 06 Jan 12, 01:48:15
season 2, ep? 8 (i think)

what ep is? this?!
By: Crazikia319. on 05 Jan 12, 08:25:56
what ep is? this?!

Shoulders as broad ...
By: TheSchaney. on 14 Dec 11, 04:07:39
Shoulders as broad as the? horizon and a heart even bigger.....Ron Swanson

Ron? Swanson in a ...
By: mistergrin. on 09 Dec 11, 06:52:53
Ron? Swanson in a genius.

Oh, right. The ...
By: minamu8. on 28 Nov 11, 22:51:49
Oh, right. The name? one was really funny, I remember that episode.

This is a true ...
By: ChrisNicholsFilm. on 27 Nov 11, 22:35:22
This is a true gentleman.?

They need a ...
By: baxatak. on 21 Nov 11, 18:40:55
They need a calendar of? all Ron Swanson quotes!

That? is a God ...
By: nice2meetu100. on 18 Nov 11, 04:21:35
That? is a God right there!

Ron? makes Ernest ...
By: Jkfilms7. on 30 Oct 11, 23:48:40
Ron? makes Ernest Hemingway look like Liberace.

@lahswe21 lol yes, ...
By: xpledgeturnprestigex. on 30 Oct 11, 03:34:58
@lahswe21 lol yes, but it should only have one page and it will say "Be? a man". On the other side it will say "Eat some protein, deal with it and stop boring everyone with your bullshit"

I am Ron Swanson. ...
By: kurtywurty85. on 25 Oct 11, 01:53:58
I am Ron Swanson. Except that I occasionally wear dresses and I do not choose to grow a mustache. I? am capable of doing so...I just simply choose not to. Also, I am a young woman.

One of his best ...
By: minamu8. on 24 Oct 11, 23:11:12
One of his best quotes? on the entire show so far.

@lahswe21 rule nr. ...
By: lindaaars1. on 16 Oct 11, 16:54:00
@lahswe21 rule nr. 1:? Be A Man

OMG yes.? Both are ...
By: Chromie192. on 05 Oct 11, 08:14:56
OMG yes.? Both are a mans man.

Ron Swanson - Nature is amazing
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Hahahaha! :'D?
By: MrKuukeli. on 10 May 12, 15:25:22
Hahahaha! :'D?

No, you're amazing ...
By: foodbug. on 30 Apr 12, 02:44:04
No, you're amazing Ron?

Best Ron Swanson ...
By: billypenn2380. on 01 Apr 12, 21:19:42
Best Ron Swanson ever?

I live in a woodsy ...
By: theyforcedmetosignup. on 20 Mar 12, 06:17:57
I live in a woodsy college town, so every time I see white kid with dread I have to ask them if they toil part-time at ja Coldstone creamery. I can't help it...So many Rasta Trents. Oh, and they would kill? your ass in Kingston.

Haha I don't...I ...
By: kurtywurty85. on 14 Mar 12, 01:50:21
Haha I don't...I would look ridiculous with dreads, but some? people can pull them off.

There's a ...
By: S5ate99lit3e. on 13 Mar 12, 20:59:41
There's a difference between hating someone for having dreads, and thinking they look like a fucking hilariously stupid moron for having them. I think you have the two confused.? :D

This is Henry's in? ...
By: BeMyFirst. on 28 Feb 12, 06:51:17
This is Henry's in? Burbank!!!!!!!!

Kinda like the ...
By: cultureisyouros. on 22 Feb 12, 07:42:22
Kinda like the Occupy movement now!?

im an drunk hippies ...
By: ronaldinho12345678. on 21 Feb 12, 07:27:24
im an drunk hippies are? cunts

You're not totally ...
By: bomboy7. on 15 Feb 12, 02:53:16
You're not totally right, but you're not totally? wrong either...

I was going to ...
By: ThatsNotPoetry. on 14 Feb 12, 01:32:53
I was going to reply to your comparatively level headed reply to my own, but after reading this judgmental, hateful little piece, I don't see the use of it. All I can offer is this:? when you judge an entire group of people based on stereotypes (often 40-to-50 year old stereotypes) you're bound to be lacking in some clarity. As self-proclaimed "hippie" who bases his decisions on a combination of empathy & science, I can tell you people are not how you assume they are. :)

Peace and Love and? ...
By: Sackvilleboys. on 14 Feb 12, 00:13:36
Peace and Love and? Showers? Yea bro, it was called Canada.

What is the point.. ...
By: kurtywurty85. on 12 Feb 12, 20:23:21
What is the point...? If you hate someone for having dreads (which is seriously sad) why waste your time even thinking about? It takes so much energy to hate a person. And you eat meat to piss them off? I'm a vegetarian for health reasons. You choosing to eat meat doesn't piss me off haha why would I care about what you? put into your body? Seriously, all of that negativity just isn't worth it.

Those? aren't ...
By: kurtywurty85. on 12 Feb 12, 20:19:25
Those? aren't hippies...they're hipsters.

Don't get me ...
By: bomboy7. on 12 Feb 12, 05:15:50
Don't get me started with hipsters lol.? Although, I'd totally marry Alice Glass. Kudos if u get the reference...

Why don't you use ...
By: augustrunsred. on 12 Feb 12, 01:32:09
Why don't you use more exclamation marks? Maybe, just maybe, it'll make you think you're actually making a point. Uneducated people? and their silly punctuation...

The definition of? ...
By: augustrunsred. on 12 Feb 12, 01:30:05
The definition of? hippie has changed in the recent years. Nowadays, hippies are peace-loving, shoeless, dreadlocked vegetarians with a penchant for reggae music. The more traditional ones smoke weed, but quite a few don't like to put toxins in their body. HIPSTERS are the ones who look borderline anorexic and only eats vegan food, drinks fair-trade coffee etc..

Since when are ...
By: bomboy7. on 11 Feb 12, 01:01:18
Since when are hippies "emotionally rounded"? I'd say they are the quintessential counterexample of this. Don't get me wrong, I? get along with hippies (not the preachy ones); however, stereo-typically, they usually lack a vast range of emotion.

LOL at all the ...
By: bomboy7. on 11 Feb 12, 00:54:41
LOL at all the irritated granola heads here.? Go climb up a tree and live off your own piss if you can't take a joke, jeez! On a side note, in case you have never lived in Boulder, most hippies are like drug addicts. Without support from a rich family, they'd never make it. How else would one be able to afford shopping at Whole Foods?

"PUBLIC" University ...
By: JENDALL714. on 10 Feb 12, 02:20:44
"PUBLIC" University, that explains it!? My sides are splitting with laughter! 'Nuff said!

lol "to whom you ...
By: daysleeper318. on 09 Feb 12, 05:15:45
lol "to whom you are unfamiliar with" is wrong should be "with whom you are familiar" the whole thing should really be "...when addressing someone who? is clearly your superior in every way and with whom you are unfamiliar" but what do i know i shop at wegman's

I was being ...
By: JENDALL714. on 08 Feb 12, 22:58:48
I was being supercilious to you and? you didn't even realize it! All I can say is WOW! It does not surprise me though with your limited vocabulary skills, most people who use profane language usually have a limited education and vocabulary.

you must be either ...
By: JENDALL714. on 08 Feb 12, 04:13:16
you must be either young or a hippy, I don't understand your vernacular. Speak in correct proper english? when addresssing someone to whom you are unfamiliar with and clearly your superior in every way, I am not your drinking buddy!

I can so relate? to ...
By: Nabend1402. on 06 Feb 12, 22:35:56
I can so relate? to that. I'm a total leftie, but god I hate hippies... When I see a white guy with dreadlocks, all I want to do is punch him in the face, shave him, then throw him into a vat of something anti-bacterial. Subliminally I probably eat more meat than I normally would just to piss vegetarians and vegans off.

3 people work at? ...
By: badgers4194. on 06 Feb 12, 04:24:38
3 people work at? Grain'n Simple

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Extended version of Ron dancing to Who Dat Girl by Flo Rida as per request prattprattpratt chris pratt i'm in love with this loop. watch it if you need a smile! -Chris Pratt AKA Andy Dwyer from Parks and Recreation on Twitter THANKS EVERYONE FOR OVER 100000 views :)

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lmfaooooooooooo?
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lmfaooooooooooo?

neither? of you can ...
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neither? of you can read.

drunkronswanson .? ...
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To your credit, ...
By: jedidalek. on 02 Mar 12, 21:12:40
To your credit, this video is cut perfectly to loop forever in youtuberepeat. Thank you?

A++ would watch ...
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A++ would watch again?

@VishalHussain " ...
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@VishalHussain "celebrity approved"?? did Nick Offerman say? he liked it?

The hat? and his ...
By: bazebl1022. on 29 Feb 12, 06:15:38
The hat? and his face totally make this scene haha. Ron Swanson for President 2012

S03E13 -? The Fight
By: VishalHussain. on 28 Feb 12, 18:43:10
S03E13 -? The Fight

S03E14 - The? Fight
By: VishalHussain. on 28 Feb 12, 18:41:29
S03E14 - The? Fight

i think he is my? ...
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i think he is my? new idol

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I will now have a ...
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I will now have a good day.. Everyday as? long as I watch this

Why can't I stop ...
By: stargatefansg1. on 09 Feb 12, 05:17:41
Why can't I stop watching? this? ^_^

I wanna get? drunk ...
By: mistabook. on 05 Feb 12, 04:21:08
I wanna get? drunk with Ron Swanson.

Gotta love some ...
By: amandamikolay. on 24 Jan 12, 18:16:04
Gotta love some drunk Ron Swanson? dance!

view? all comments, ...
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view? all comments, Ctrl+F, "shoppingismyfavsport"

One of the best P&R ...
By: Simonff33. on 16 Jan 12, 07:25:11
One of the best P&R moments. I made drunkronswanson[.]com as a? tribute.

Ron Swanson once ...
By: roysanie. on 06 Dec 11, 22:13:01
Ron Swanson once pulled a building out of? a burning building

Best? 30 seconds of ...
By: Level84. on 29 Nov 11, 09:53:55
Best? 30 seconds of my life, bar none.

Seriously one of ...
By: XIXNayRXIX. on 26 Nov 11, 20:37:50
Seriously one of the best scenes of Parks? and Recreation.

Everything is? ...
By: crazypants88. on 16 Nov 11, 07:43:48
Everything is? better with Ron Swanson, including this song

dude, read the f'n ...
By: VishalHussain. on 16 Nov 11, 05:26:15
dude, read the f'n description! It's? RIGHT below the video. Extended version of Ron dancing to [b]Who Dat Girl by Flo Rida[/b] as per request

Joe Swanson is the King
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LET'S DO IT

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Did he?.. Did he ...
By: stupidsquirrel12. on 01 May 12, 21:21:02
Did he?.. Did he just? stand up for a little bit?

thumb? yourself
By: prrsh612. on 29 Mar 12, 20:33:49
thumb? yourself

If this were a new ...
By: CrapTurret94. on 24 Nov 11, 11:54:44
If this were a new episode, he'd have shouted? for 5 minutes.

There? is no 0:07!
By: RetroZombieee. on 22 Nov 11, 09:00:01
There? is no 0:07!

cocaine? is a hell ...
By: BIGNIG2500. on 03 Nov 11, 20:27:00
cocaine? is a hell of a drug

ROCK AND? ROLL!!
By: francisgaribayABC. on 24 Oct 11, 03:02:56
ROCK AND? ROLL!!

Love his? cute face ...
By: revolutions88. on 13 Oct 11, 22:10:57
Love his? cute face at the end

GET? SOMEEE!!!!!
By: T305RAW. on 09 Oct 11, 21:02:50
GET? SOMEEE!!!!!

he is? just every ...
By: HP148409. on 09 Oct 11, 00:01:30
he is? just every bit of epic.

Thats? What I say ...
By: j3zusjuice. on 05 Oct 11, 05:50:15
Thats? What I say Before I have Sex

Joe ! You? are ...
By: CCHELSEALAMPARD. on 25 Sep 11, 15:38:20
Joe ! You? are AMAZING!!!

JOE? ROCKS!!!
By: CCHELSEALAMPARD. on 25 Sep 11, 15:33:59
JOE? ROCKS!!!

Lol Everyone's like ...
By: koolalastarr. on 25 Sep 11, 04:51:28
Lol Everyone's like "damn? Joe calm down"

lol i just watched ...
By: 41awesomedude. on 22 Sep 11, 12:36:01
lol i just watched this at? home xP

lol ?
By: CeyEb. on 08 Sep 11, 22:01:12
lol ?

how i feel? going ...
By: GamerDog51. on 29 Aug 11, 04:34:20
how i feel? going to school tomorrow

haha? best face
By: MarksAsianFriend. on 13 Aug 11, 01:11:16
haha? best face

Press 5. It's like ...
By: Bram25. on 11 Aug 11, 13:17:39
Press 5. It's like he has a huge lump of shit stuck in his ass.?

love how? he just ...
By: ktockly. on 05 Aug 11, 06:14:38
love how? he just sits back down XD

his voice is? ...
By: sajpaj67. on 02 Aug 11, 01:02:31
his voice is? amazing

This is what you ...
By: Rawbh. on 16 Jul 11, 21:42:02
This is what you say right before you go try to win your girlfriend back? :]

/|\ I I I I I ...
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/|\ I I I I I MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS AFTER? SEEING THIS

lol Everything Joe ...
By: blu3violet. on 01 Jul 11, 05:54:00
lol Everything Joe says makes it fucking? great

I would so? do ...
By: Metalfanmusicfan. on 26 Jun 11, 01:57:59
I would so? do Bonnie.

Ron Swanson: Government is a Greedy Piglet...
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I'm a huge Parks & Rec and Ron Swanson fan. I do not mean to violate any Copyrights by posting this clip. All rights to this clip belong to Deedle-Dee, UMS, NBC or whoever they belong to. Enjoy!

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@UncleBoogieRF ...
By: althmanne. on 12 Mar 12, 16:23:51
@UncleBoogieRF Culturally, he's a better fit for Ron Paul's traditionalist libertarianism. He's basically a libertarian survivalist, after all. Policy-wise, I think he fits in better with Gary Johnson.?

teet ?
By: alatarhasko. on 06 Mar 12, 05:13:06
teet ?

ron swanson versus ...
By: demonhunterC. on 15 Feb 12, 18:19:45
ron swanson versus dwight from the? office! it an awkward battle to the end!!!

You mean the dude ...
By: UncleBoogieRF. on 03 Feb 12, 06:10:17
You mean the dude with ties to a neo-nazi organization as proven by Anonymous who have dug up? lots of dirt showing he knowingly works with them and members of the group work for him? I don't think so.

Ron Swanson would ...
By: gabeshedd. on 07 Jan 12, 06:45:50
Ron Swanson would support Ron Paul in 2012. Just? sayin'.

Ron's? shirts are ...
By: BAGAKOOS. on 14 Dec 11, 08:56:17
Ron's? shirts are the best!

And Water is wet, ...
By: mojothemigo. on 12 Dec 11, 23:04:21
And Water is wet, yet sometimes you have to restate the very basics? :D

To be honest, I ...
By: BadgeringTheWitness1. on 05 Dec 11, 07:37:55
To be honest, I don't watch the show, but I have seen clips of Rob Swanson and he is a caricature of the libertarian position. Maybe I? wrongly assumed the worst? :)

They make him out ...
By: crazypants88. on 03 Dec 11, 02:23:01
They make him out to be silly? Don't they? show him as the voice of reason most of the time, not just in regards to politics but in regards to just regular problems. Except when his ex-wives show up, I guess.

Well Said Ron. I am ...
By: invantix. on 02 Dec 11, 13:07:33
Well Said Ron. I am looking for the whole skit where he eats half the? girls lunch.

It's funny and sad ...
By: 94dfk1. on 28 Nov 11, 03:42:45
It's funny and sad cuz it's? true.

yeah but its ...
By: TheJasonDR. on 18 Nov 11, 19:02:46
yeah but its obvious? that the writers are most likely somewhat right leaning ...

Most libertarians ...
By: BadgeringTheWitness1. on 15 Nov 11, 11:46:28
Most libertarians probably understand that this is "satire", but merely stating someone's position isn't enough to make? it satire. A libertarian would most likely think that, ironically, the figure they set out to make libertarianism sound silly is actually speaking the truth.

Jesus? christ, you ...
By: TenderHistoryInRust. on 11 Nov 11, 16:30:34
Jesus? christ, you fucking idiot libertarians know this is a joke right? It's called Satire, saht-tyer..

The? man's a ...
By: AxonMoses. on 16 Oct 11, 20:41:13
The? man's a fucking POET!!!

Ron Paul |? Ron ...
By: drunkdonutboy. on 15 Oct 11, 23:27:59
Ron Paul |? Ron Swanson 2012.

Ron Swanson for? ...
By: TheNazMo. on 04 Oct 11, 06:30:45
Ron Swanson for? President....thumbs up

truer words have ...
By: dmckoy91. on 02 Oct 11, 20:53:40
truer words have never been? spoken

Ron Swanson tells ...
By: Doublicon. on 06 Sep 11, 01:35:19
Ron Swanson tells the truth more often? then he doesn't.

And we're? proud of ...
By: maisikakk. on 25 Aug 11, 18:21:36
And we're? proud of it, Ron, you forgot to mention

Swanson? is a true ...
By: boxant. on 15 Aug 11, 17:57:28
Swanson? is a true patriot

favorite Ron quote ...
By: BluesmaNeedham. on 01 Jul 11, 04:38:19
favorite Ron quote of all time. I remember when this episode aired last semester and I nearly died laughing on? this part..... spot on assessment of government too.

wow that's ...
By: Pmaztah87. on 17 Jun 11, 00:14:21
wow that's disgusting ?

Child labor laws are ruining this country
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The funny? part is ...
By: mf91007. on 27 May 12, 17:50:20
The funny? part is that this is what Americans actually believe.

facetious. get ...
By: avafrav. on 26 May 12, 18:42:50
facetious. get over? it.

nazionaalsocialsm = ...
By: RadioActivePizza. on 06 Apr 12, 19:58:42
nazionaalsocialsm =/=? socialism

Seriously, if you ...
By: TheMlowe3. on 01 Mar 12, 17:46:36
Seriously, if you want to debate politics go somewhere else, i watch sitcoms to laugh, i get enough of the rest on the NEWS. PS i don't care about anyone else political opinion, and i don't expect you to care about? mine.

Ron Swanson? would ...
By: BlondBlackGuy. on 20 Feb 12, 13:23:47
Ron Swanson? would love Scott Walker

Better than the ...
By: stevemcgee99. on 11 Feb 12, 05:53:23
Better than the comedy news that? brought people to fasci - I mean, socialism....

I hear? the jury's ...
By: experimentationalist. on 06 Feb 12, 02:23:05
I hear? the jury's still out on science.

i make friends with ...
By: ummagumma21. on 27 Jan 12, 06:02:40
i make friends with science mutafucka?

I'm 16 and I demand ...
By: Trashcansam123. on 26 Jan 12, 20:12:44
I'm 16 and I demand to have more challenging jobs!! Being a busboy, thats child's? play. I want to work in a coal mine.

like a boss? at 9 ...
By: kurumais. on 15 Jan 12, 04:30:56
like a boss? at 9 pure legend

Life should be a ...
By: deathrattlesports. on 06 Jan 12, 01:32:36
Life should be a risk. Sink? or swim. No lifeboats unless you've made friends.

Children should be ...
By: Antiks72. on 27 Dec 11, 17:58:07
Children should be working so? they'll get off my lawn.

now we know where ...
By: WashingtonHammerTime. on 11 Dec 11, 21:37:49
now we know where Newt Gingrich stole all of? his ideas from

Ron Swanson for? ...
By: retsilla88. on 10 Dec 11, 01:46:20
Ron Swanson for? President people

Parks & Recreation. ...
By: KTebasile. on 04 Dec 11, 04:27:16
Parks & Recreation. Best? show in decades!

nope? Ron Paul lol ...
By: hester23x. on 28 Nov 11, 19:50:02
nope? Ron Paul lol libertarian

definite gingrich ...
By: livelovepotter. on 25 Nov 11, 23:54:17
definite gingrich supporter lol?

Personally, I think ...
By: KyleSkullz. on 21 Nov 11, 23:52:12
Personally, I think it's great how a comedy show is actually bringing some? people around to libertarianism. :-D

Yes? actaully but ...
By: Trashcansam123. on 17 Nov 11, 20:56:04
Yes? actaully but not sure if sarcastic (as i can't hear your voice) or if interested..........

Did? Ron Swanson ...
By: FromMuToYou. on 16 Nov 11, 22:11:43
Did? Ron Swanson really introduce you to libertarianism? That's awesome. Good for you, man,

what is this show? ...
By: emilogostilo01. on 13 Nov 11, 15:18:06
what is this show? called?

LOVE this? show!!
By: swimkar07777. on 08 Nov 11, 05:02:56
LOVE this? show!!

Ron Swanson ...
By: dan8889. on 05 Nov 11, 22:59:42
Ron Swanson dislikes this video because he believes that? youtube videos about him are ruining this country.

$David Swanson on Bush\$

David Swanson on Bush's War Crimes
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On September 13, 2006, in Washington, DC, at Camp Democracy, mock "Guilty" verdicts were read out against the Bush-Cheney Gang for committing war crimes. It features David Swanson, a co-founder of Camp Democracy.

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Joe Swanson
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I? did just that as ...
By: Digimon575. on 25 Apr 12, 10:10:24
I? did just that as the countdown hit zero I yelled "BRING IT ON!"

literally my ...
By: gdroff. on 31 Mar 12, 05:29:51
literally my favorite family? guy moment, and they have some good ones.

Kick? his ass, Joe! ...
By: Halo1138. on 01 Mar 12, 03:47:38
Kick? his ass, Joe!! ...Ah....

easily the best ...
By: gdroff. on 29 Feb 12, 08:46:33
easily the best line from family guy. my favorite out of all the good shit they have (better than meg holding a pack of jumbo hotdogs and saying "im gonna pretend youre the? new york knicks"

what episode is ...
By: chuuupaaa. on 12 Feb 12, 04:55:01
what episode is this???

YEAH!? Fuck him up, ...
By: devonray75. on 23 Jan 12, 01:24:04
YEAH!? Fuck him up, Joe!!!

lol just saw it on ...
By: Sparkioro. on 22 Jan 12, 03:51:50
lol just saw it on adultswim, nxt time im in gamechat with some? of my friends on mw3 and playin a diff game ill say BRING IT OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN BITCH x D

That looks like it ...
By: elquicko. on 22 Jan 12, 03:47:27
That looks like it gonna be a good fight, I wish they'd? show it.

The Challenge ...
By: SegaMario. on 18 Jan 12, 13:52:15
The Challenge Accepted? meme in a nutshell.

The people the ...
By: commandergree1231. on 12 Jan 12, 20:39:13
The people the hired must have put the commercials for it on like public access.? Otherwise it would've replaced Halo or Call of Duty I swear...

I knew I had heard ...
By: TheLycanLumberjack. on 12 Jan 12, 14:07:16
I knew I had heard his voice somewhere else! That game was pretty awesome! I? would love to play a sequel with today's technology and graphics!

Right before? ...
By: TheLycanLumberjack. on 12 Jan 12, 13:45:17
Right before? december 21st. 2012, this line is gonna be epic!

I really hope you? ...
By: ilovetoparty1. on 08 Jan 12, 03:05:51
I really hope you? did it

omg is he? tough xD ...
By: Naknek3. on 04 Jan 12, 21:11:57
omg is he? tough xD BRING IT ON!!!

.....? cripple magic
By: Trimackzero. on 03 Jan 12, 04:43:24
.....? cripple magic

Yeah was ...
By: DubstepMonsters. on 01 Jan 12, 06:00:26
Yeah was handicapped dumbass haven't you ever heard of handicap accessible? He got handicapped on? christmas eve trying to save the presents from the grinch -.-

Cuz he wasn't ...
By: Weezy2416. on 26 Dec 11, 04:43:19
Cuz he wasn't handicap then. Dumbass, obviously.?

wait... if Joe is ...
By: MrStickmanSteve. on 25 Dec 11, 16:24:14
wait... if Joe is handicapped, how was he? driving the truck in his first episode?

@MythOfEchelon ...
By: cThruMoostache. on 20 Dec 11, 23:54:19
@MythOfEchelon You're? dumb. He means three seconds before 2012 (the end of the world) happens.

So, you're gonna ...
By: MythOfEchelon. on 08 Dec 11, 23:28:12
So, you're gonna shout that and then wait just under an? entire year..?

This episode is ...
By: hyfynorris. on 08 Dec 11, 19:16:19
This episode is full of awesomeness... can't wait for another? one in the same style in 2012 ;,,;

I told Alduin this? ...
By: ForgotteMemories101. on 02 Dec 11, 02:14:30
I told Alduin this? on Skyrim before I went beserk on his ass

nice copy and? paste
By: DeadlyHitman2. on 28 Nov 11, 22:28:54
nice copy and? paste

Joe would be hell ...
By: youathoz. on 27 Nov 11, 13:24:51
Joe would be hell of a? death metal singer

?(????? u y BRING ...
By: Dreadboy76. on 27 Nov 11, 11:07:03
?(????? u y BRING IT ON?

Gloria Swanson
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Gloria Swanson

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Ron Swanson on taxation
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Parks & Recreation's Ron Swanson teaches a nine-year-old about taxation.

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Are? you a neo- ...
By: Shnufkin. on 13 May 12, 11:53:39
Are? you a neo-liberal?

Good lord you? are ...
By: FoShizzleFrizzle. on 04 May 12, 13:23:32
Good lord you? are a fucking idiot.

ron paul and ron ...
By: miggysmallzz. on 30 Mar 12, 19:26:26
ron paul and ron swanson 2012?

hahahahhaha thats ...
By: MrRight1297. on 06 Mar 12, 18:12:27
hahahahhaha thats funny, tell me another? one

He left out the ...
By: override367. on 29 Feb 12, 18:14:57
He left out the part where the lunch only exists in the first? place because of the government

I disagree as I ...
By: w35m4n. on 22 Feb 12, 01:08:21
I disagree as I don't see why a? non-market system such as a gift economy couldn't be anarchist.

True anarchy would ...
By: bambam2384. on 21 Feb 12, 22:40:55
True anarchy would actually require a totally free market where nobody is permitted to? use force against anybody. Market anarchy.

False. If there ...
By: bambam2384. on 21 Feb 12, 22:38:29
False. If there were no government schools, there WOULD be money in schooling the poor. It would be a need and entrepreneurship would address it. We see that today with charter schools emerging. Your idea of government is laughable at best. The purpose of government is not to be your sugar daddy providing everything for you. It SHOULD be to uphold? your rights as a human and your property. However, morons like you think you can use govt FORCE to make an ideal society. Pathetic.

" but that doesn't ...
By: bambam2384. on 21 Feb 12, 22:35:18
" but that doesn't mean that the governmnets can't be better at this. They could. But to be able to do these things, they need foundings.? Which they get from taxes." Oh yea? How are they doing today with that, what between the wars and the? trillions in debt? How are they doing in Greece? The idea that the government can get better at doing things and will get better is a fallacy. It never happens and never works.

"By the way, in a ...
By: bambam2384. on 21 Feb 12, 22:33:15
"By the way, in a world like the one Ron Paul, there is no schooling, health care, security and justice for poor, as they can't pay, so they don't get any. So? in his world, it is ok for poor, children, elder alike, to die on streets. That is not ok in my." That is just wrong, and you are blatantly lying and demagouging. These things can (and have been) provided in the past without your sacred govt help.

@bambam2384 but ...
By: andjack. on 18 Feb 12, 16:50:18
@bambam2384 but that doesn't mean that the governmnets can't be better at this. They could. But to be able to do these things, they need foundings. Which they get from taxes. By the way, in a world like the one Ron Paul, there is no schooling, health care, security and justice for poor, as they can't pay, so they? don't get any. So in his world, it is ok for poor, children, elder alike, to die on streets. That is not ok in my.

power crorrupts, ...
By: andjack. on 18 Feb 12, 16:46:25
power crorrupts, governments and companies. But the goal of the two is different, which is why you are wrong. Companies one and only goal is to get money. Nothing else. If there are no money in something, there are no company there to? do a shit. So, there are no money in schooling the poor, so there would be no schools there, at all, if it wasn't for government. Because governments is about schooling, health care, security and justice, for all.

I'm an? anarchist, ...
By: w35m4n. on 18 Feb 12, 08:41:25
I'm an? anarchist, I never said it was preferable.

More good would be ...
By: bambam2384. on 18 Feb 12, 08:34:10
More good would be done if it was not stolen in the first place. That what it boils down to. Enjoy? the wars, bailouts, 'stimulus', forced redistribution, and the endless encroachment on your life. Enjoy a system that revolves around force and theft rather than cooperation. Just because you get a fraction of the investment back in some form doesn't mean its a good investment.

The government ...
By: w35m4n. on 17 Feb 12, 09:47:26
The government doesn't just take taxes and then do nothing with them. I'm not a big government person so I'm not gonna sit here and say that the amount of? government we have now is good, but it's pretty silly to actually say that all they do is take it and then it's gone and nothing useful comes out of it.

Actually,? it ...
By: bambam2384. on 17 Feb 12, 08:36:36
Actually,? it really is.

Im sorry, is our ...
By: bambam2384. on 17 Feb 12, 08:36:20
Im sorry, is our government not doing the very thing you claim people on the free market would do? Basically anything they want, because they have all the money and power? And are we small people not hopeless to do anything considering they are the only ones who can? use force? Stop projecting. Power centers and coercion do not exist in a free market anywhere near to the extent they exist in government.

The sad part is ...
By: w35m4n. on 15 Feb 12, 01:54:41
The sad part is that lots of people actually act like taxes are really that? simple.

"The one with money ...
By: NHAdverts. on 11 Feb 12, 07:28:36
"The one with money and power can? do what they like. And the small cannot do anything about it." Which would be to imply that those with more can take from those? with less with impunity?

This should be ...
By: AndrewWav. on 04 Feb 12, 22:04:17
This should be shown to every civics class in? the country!

Ron? Paul. The ...
By: jareds270. on 03 Feb 12, 03:11:49
Ron? Paul. The candidate Ron Swanson would vote for.

Which did he not ...
By: andjack. on 31 Jan 12, 12:48:36
Which did he not take? all and explained to here that this is how unregulated free market works. The one with money and power can do what they like. And the small cannot do anything about it.

Just before this ...
By: statmeister. on 07 Dec 11, 22:08:16
Just before this scene, Ron says "It's never too early? to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples."

The best thing? ...
By: CapitanPlanet94. on 17 Oct 11, 03:11:04
The best thing? I've ever seen!

Haha if one scene ...
By: AMaleet. on 16 May 11, 19:45:37
Haha if one scene could describe my obsession with Ron? Swanson, it would be this one!! "UH OH, Capital Gains Tax"

Ron Swanson on Religion
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What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your **** business.

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Mary Mack: Binky Boo Swanson
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Mary Mack tells a story about doing comedy for gangstas and sings a song about Binky Boos with the reluctant help of a bear.

Related: mary, mack, comedy, stand-up, standup, funny, gangsta, gangster, nashville, nashvillestandup, silly, song

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Love love love? no ...
By: helicopter201. on 09 May 12, 05:28:08
Love love love? no creeper 8)

Never? thought I'd ...
By: warrenkertland. on 19 Mar 12, 23:22:13
Never? thought I'd ever hear a cute gangbang joke.... 5:28

omg i love her, i ...
By: gravisan. on 18 Mar 12, 02:09:13
omg i love her, i really? do

Just saw her ...
By: Candyliz2003. on 11 Mar 12, 21:03:32
Just saw her perform in front of a tough audience (Midwestern farmers and conservatives -? redundant) and she totally killed! I love her!

I believe that is? ...
By: chadriden. on 07 Jan 12, 18:03:40
I believe that is? Mary's mandolin.

Exposing my ...
By: PorkchopLSX. on 07 Jan 12, 08:16:36
Exposing my ignorance (for the cyber public to? see)...someone help: what instrument is she playing? Looks like shrunken banjo, but I'm musically ignorant...

She's great! P.A.P.?
By: s7Tre. on 01 Nov 11, 20:47:06
She's great! P.A.P.?

Man I love this? ...
By: marchofsaints. on 13 Oct 11, 17:51:52
Man I love this? chick. Freaking funny as hell.

BADINKY DINKY DOO ?
By: musicgiraffe1. on 01 Jul 11, 01:54:31
BADINKY DINKY DOO ?

Damn Mary Mack...U ...
By: R4ever1. on 06 Apr 11, 23:33:31
Damn Mary Mack...U ALWAYS make me laugh..especially when I? need a good pick me up!!

I like how she says ...
By: 4cellar2door0. on 13 Mar 11, 15:05:08
I like how she says "Ludacrist" LMAO?

Went to my company ...
By: jbolio88. on 13 Mar 11, 06:33:32
Went to my company party tonight & they had some? comedians, the headliner, Mary Mack! She was awesome.

she has the ...
By: paladinjoe. on 03 Sep 10, 01:41:25
she has the weirdest? voice ever haha.. how old is she

Thanks but no thank ...
By: sweetstrwberry1. on 01 Mar 10, 03:35:54
Thanks but no thank you? Lmao imma start saying that

"I bound and gagged ...
By: bhsykes. on 13 Dec 09, 23:26:24
"I bound and gagged this whole damn bear to do one 30 second joke agaisnt the government." LMAO! I saw her live once,? and she is fantastic!

GASP!!!! "oh,? he's ...
By: Krakinerrr12. on 29 Aug 09, 21:52:21
GASP!!!! "oh,? he's not really alive." hahahah! i love this!

i think mary mack ...
By: Twall32. on 26 Aug 09, 23:55:36
i think mary mack is so fine and that voice is the? cutest thing ever

Are you people ...
By: GrimReaping. on 03 Aug 09, 23:14:02
Are you people retarded? Photoshopped? Thats for editing video and images. And why the hell would the? audience be laughing so hard?

Completly different ...
By: Lolpezatron. on 10 Jul 09, 21:46:34
Completly different acts-similair voices and? mannerisms but not the same at all imo..

i didnt know? sarah ...
By: blue8620. on 19 Jun 09, 01:08:24
i didnt know? sarah palin did stand up

she can coax me ...
By: santiking85. on 22 Apr 09, 16:57:45
she can coax me anytime but still i? can't say no to a voice like that

lmao voices? cant ...
By: imit. on 17 Mar 09, 03:23:51
lmao voices? cant be photoshopped lol

its real lol...i? ...
By: NightPirate08. on 13 Nov 08, 05:22:59
its real lol...i? saw her live lastnight

Mary Mack is so ...
By: WrittenInDork. on 09 Nov 08, 22:59:17
Mary Mack is so adorable? and freaking hilarious.

Mary Mack is ...
By: Eri567. on 11 Oct 08, 15:43:50
Mary Mack is Hilarious I meet her at my school..she? did a comedy show...OMG SHE IS SO FUNNY!!!

Ron Swanson on Government and Bacon
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Libertarian

Related: libertarian, government, ron, swanson, parks, and, rec

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Attention reader. ...
By: Spaceman Jaxen. on 24 May 12, 15:00:22
Attention reader. Childlabor laws are ruining this country, end of sentence. Ron F****n Swanson. That? is all.

That's what ...
By: grenadeserenade. on 23 May 12, 03:02:09
That's what everybody thought about Obama, with golfing instead of fishing. Instead, he's only? accomplished the golfing part.

"And? now it's gone ...
By: TheWholeEffingShow. on 20 May 12, 09:33:45
"And? now it's gone, I hate everything" *Runs*

yea, after the ...
By: 09rockmusic. on 14 May 12, 19:46:00
yea, after the first 3 seasons of The Office, I gave up. Jim and Pam? ruined it.

Amen Johnson!!!?
By: 09rockmusic. on 10 May 12, 17:57:01
Amen Johnson!!!?

Parks and Rec is ...
By: InkHeart17. on 23 Apr 12, 07:30:48
Parks and Rec is better than The Office ever? was; and I was a fan of the first 3 seasons of the Office. Parks and Rec is worth watching just for Nick Offerman and Aziz Ansari.

Can you PaulBots? ...
By: Electricbassguy. on 10 Apr 12, 02:24:27
Can you PaulBots? never stop?

I've? just noticed ...
By: igoronline. on 08 Apr 12, 15:30:41
I've? just noticed how much this character sounds and acts like Nicolas Cage.

Ron Swanson and Ron ...
By: caBassMan4Jesus. on 03 Apr 12, 02:17:53
Ron Swanson and Ron Burgundy 2012?

I was thinking the? ...
By: frankiebaby725. on 23 Mar 12, 16:28:20
I was thinking the? same thing, Could beat Obama

So this show is ...
By: skillcoiler. on 21 Mar 12, 10:32:19
So this show is like the office 2.0?? My question is the office is bad is this show also bad?

Lol can't believe? ...
By: FGN123. on 04 Mar 12, 23:04:28
Lol can't believe? they made him take down that Bobby Knight poster.

I wanted more bacon ...
By: 1999matrix. on 01 Mar 12, 03:12:44
I wanted more bacon bits. Nice? compilation though

Ron swanson is what ...
By: theyforcedmetosignup. on 27 Feb 12, 10:18:19
Ron swanson is what ACTUAL libertarians should be. killing their own food, keeping to themselves. all the? ones I meet are 20-something neck beards who mindlessly yell RON PAUL IS GONNA LEGALIZE WEED BRO

Bobby Knight...not ...
By: morgantown1. on 16 Feb 12, 00:45:34
Bobby Knight...not a big? sports guy?

Bobby? who?
By: MrJackFawcett. on 09 Feb 12, 14:16:24
Bobby? who?

Just give me all ...
By: SwansonRon. on 08 Feb 12, 15:34:38
Just give me all the? bacon and eggs you have.

thats fucking ...
By: dieselchucknorris. on 31 Jan 12, 17:33:06
thats fucking brilliant, they'd have the entire country fixed up in a month and spend the next 7years 11months fishing, Cause it's like yoga except you get? to kill something

Ron Paul/ Ron ...
By: BunsgreatOwner. on 30 Jan 12, 14:35:09
Ron Paul/ Ron Swanson? 2012!!!!

I love his ...
By: Yarxov. on 28 Jan 12, 03:59:20
I love his reaction? to Google Earth

Again, Mr. Swanson ...
By: ttorres89. on 22 Jan 12, 06:33:15
Again, Mr. Swanson I agree with you?

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